I took a s#!t on my phone!
- Uncle Joe
- Apr 13, 2021
- 2 min read
I survived a bus-jacking and never again will I have peanuts and raisins on an empty stomach, it is a ticking time bomb to runny tummy issues and losing your phone.

I have told this story before on my last radio gig. I thought it deserved a podcast. Taking a dump on your phone is one thing a lot of people will not do because at most we are holding our phones as we enter the toilet but if you add roasted peanuts, raisins, paranoia and an empty stomach, this combination will set off an unprecedented series of events.
I wanted to write about it but I thought I needed to say it so that you can understand how heartbreaking it feels to encounter the loss of a gadget that we use daily in the most embarrassing way ever. I guess I was gathering up the courage to tell it at the right time because it comes out as outrightly an embarrassing moment. For me it was a lot ot things combined and I am happy I survived the entire ordeal save for my phone, which in all honesty, we can hustle to get another one.

We are addicted to our gadgets more than we ever where. We take them everywhere and at times we don't even know we have them or need them to every single place we go.
Its a disaster!
Get your headphones and hear the story, you don't want miss a thing.
Click on the picture below to listen to my story as I told it.
P.S: Every time I am in the toilet I know its very possible to come out there shopping for a new phone and so I try to leave it outside or if I can't, never put it in my back pocket.
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